Facebook offers us a wonderful opportunity, we can keep up with friends and family from around the world. Of course, if we are being honest.....more of us are creepin' on people we wonder about than the people most important to our life.
Be honest, are you a creeper....... I am a creeper, and I share - holy shit did you see...............?
I can almost hear people's thoughts..... OMG look at this bitch - posting the Bible versus, well I remember in high school on that trip to Six Flags when she gave every boy a handy!
Can you believe he is a preacher...remember when he was always "camping" with that gay guy.....
Oh, he's a cop now - wow the little fucker was such a tattletale I guess it fits.....
Man, holy crap did she get fat or what --- She was a cheerleader, now she could be the O-line
I remember in high school she wanted to be a nurse....well every Saturday night she's nursing a cold one down at Sonny's bar......
OMG, he's bald..... serves him right remember when he used to make fun of our hair!
Hey, did you see where @?\/ got divorced again? - WTH, no shit isn't this like her 3rd marriage? Well, I always said she was like milk, "....oh sure the big jugs are nice, but there is an expiration date....." Yean, and I'll bet that shit is sour......
I heard little Sammy flunked first grade, hmm- the apple didn't fall far from that tree...... Uh, well when the family tree doesn't fork what do you expect......
That bitch put the HO, in holy....and now she's teaching Sunday school.....
If I'm being honest on several occasions I have text a buddy to ask, "...did you see she posted her tits again...." followed by, ".....man she's got to have a lot of miles on her.....and I'm not sure they're all highway miles...." and then we laugh and laugh. George Strait at least kept his ex's in Texas.....this girl probably has one of the USA maps and just colors in states.......
The 1988 movie Young Guns brought back the word PALS..... as Charlie Browdre said, ".....ain't easy having Pals...." ....and I'm not sure anyone of mine will still be around to carve Pals into my stone, but I hope at least one of you all can at the very least do me right on Facebook. Here's a shout out to all the people we call our friends..... what did you see today that made you spit out your beer..... Oh, and so as to not leave out the Baptist you can just use grape juice......
